Tim's Weblog » funny http://blog.hokkertjes.nl Random Thoughts and Rants Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:41:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Automatic lawnmower http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/2010/04/25/automatic-lawnmower/ http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/2010/04/25/automatic-lawnmower/#comments Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:11:21 +0000 Tim http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/?p=932 Ah man, I want one!

(via There I Fixed It)

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Hoe raadt ie het zo!?!?!

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Now, I’m not really a fan of religion. It has it’s uses, but it’s been abused so much that it’s not even funny anymore. Plus, people tend to choose the parts that are convenient to them, while ignoring the gist of the matter. Ah well.

Imagine my surprise when in the whole movie the people with the most common sense were in the Vatican? Some quotes:

Father George Coyne, PhD (former Vatican astronomer): “It’s not that the church has the idea, you know, they’re gonna train us up so we can be the first ones out there to bepatize those extraterrastials before the Mormons get at ‘em. The reason is simply historical facts. [Pope] John Paul II, for instance, said evolution in the neo-Darwinian is no longer a mere hypothesis. I mean, he said that. It’s in writing. [...] The Christian Scriptures were written between about 2,000 years before Christ to about 200 years after Christ. That’s it. Modern science came to be with Galileo, up through Newton, up through Einstein. What we know as modern science, okay, is in that period. How in the world could there be any science in scripture? There can not be! Just the two historical periods are separated by so much. The Scriptures are not teaching science.”

I so agree with that last part. Although I think the bible is just a book, like many others, if you do believe it’s holy, take it the way it was meant: As a collections of stories about God. Not Science. Science is in that other book, you know, the ones that have all those difficult equations in them.

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Aagje with a white snout

Aagje with a white snout

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*snip* Removed it because it started playing every single time! Look at it here: Hot hot Santa

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The car is there now, I just walked to my dad’s house (it’s closer to the shop than my own) and I came across this sign:

Seen in Puth

Seen in Puth

It’s a photo made with my cell phone, so not that clear. The whole sign is of a kind that we see here often, usually at construction sites. The contents are:

  • Project: Rik
  • Date of delivery: 23 nov 2008
  • Building contractor: Daddy
  • General foreman: Mommy
  • Supervisor: Luuk
  • Interested: www.j3kidsart.nl

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“Do not deliver to neighbour.”

… Okay?

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]]> http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/2008/12/02/do-not-give-to-neighbour/feed/ 0 Bill Gates Might Switch to Linux! http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/2005/05/19/bill-gates-might-switch-to-linux/ http://blog.hokkertjes.nl/2005/05/19/bill-gates-might-switch-to-linux/#comments Thu, 19 May 2005 14:39:20 +0000 Tim http://www.cidev.nl/~cvd/wordpress/?p=147

After the unexpected Microsoft Linux a few years ago, Microsoft again is in the news because there are rumours about how Bill Gates might switch to Linux in a few months. It’s said that he’s tired of all the blue screens that his beta Longhorn installation is giving him and his favourite games refuse to run in a Trusted Computing environment. Since his games work great with Cedega on Linux, he’s considering a switch to the Open Source operating system.

The industry is baffled, since for years, Gates has been claiming that Linux doesn’t compare favourably to Microsoft’s own operating system, Windows. Which distribution he might use is still uncertain, although sources tell us he might consider Ubuntu and Mandriva.

The power of might is mighty indeed.

Inspired by “Slashdot | Google Might Disappear in Five Years“

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